Why You Shouldn't Start an Internet Romance

"Here's an odd story from Jordan -- the country, not the former NBA great. A man and a woman began an illicit romance in an Internet chat that became so heated that they decided to make wedding plans. When they finally met in person, however, they realized they were already married ... to each other. Yes, you've heard the lower-tech version of this story before in Rupert Holmes' Escape (The Pina Colada Song), but unfortunately the real-life remake did not end as well. It sounds like they'll be getting caught in the rain alone from now on."